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THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN
Goddamnitt I want a dog again so badly but I’ve no idea when I’ll have the time for one (at least for it to be treated humanely and not be alone for 10 hours when I’m at work)
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our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.
Love him or hate him you all have to admit he’s got killer steez.
As soon as he mentioned the picture I knew something about photoshop was going to be said, and when they revealed the final picture I literally spit out my drink and started laughing. I love this man, so damned much, policies and all
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How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
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Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.
Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:
“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.”South Park is perfect
You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.
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No ship should go down without her Captain.
Beyond excited
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That’s right
I haven’t been home in three days. The amount of classwork I have mixed with the 12-13 hour shifts at my job is killing me right now. Sure, it’s good money and I’m finally paying off my credit card, but I am absolutely dying.
Dead
I am dead.
Blarrrrrgggkshjdfksdjghfsdkgjhfgkjh!!!
Boo.
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Note to self
No matter how stupid she is, don’t look at pictures of your stupid ex when you’ve been drinking. It lead to self doubt and many other emotions that are counter productive to your life